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[Excession]

^^They're real! I know a guy who says his old neighbour worked with a guy who's uncle grew up with someone who's brother said he made a girl have one for realz!

[Blackstar]

^^They're real! I know a guy who says his old neighbour worked with a guy who's uncle grew up with someone who's brother said he made a girl have one for realz!

Sounds like an old wive's tale.

[Da Prince]

Old man Fatjohn must have a very strong tongue I suppose. But not enough to keep fatgirl from spending so much time at the gym. She's gotta burn off those calories somehow.



(What, are you 40 now?! Your ponytail must be pulled back too tight, it's starting to affect your circulation bud)

Lynne: Not all women are "bitches", just the special ones that make a conscious effort to work really hard at it.

Elan's a funny sob.

I would like to cancel my order of 'a real man', thanks.

I always thought the reason the guys giving Loonie reverse shoulder-rides at shows did so because they just hated the band playing. Guess I was wrong. At least be a bit more discreet woman!

Listen, forget what I said. Just watch FDB's vid on the subject.



Even with all the flack that comment caused, notice how few to none of the dudes here came out strongly & openly and proudly admitted that they're for it?? Nope, just certain females of course. Typical, . (See what I said about spoiling them too much????). And do you really think someone as successful and respected in the Corporate world like RWalters eats pussy, or would even entertain the idea?! Hell no! Listen folks, follow his lead, and maybe other things in your life will also change for the better.

And I honestly hope that dude in China isn't that daring. From what Asians have told me, "feminine hygiene" products aren't nearly as big sellers as they are in other parts of the World.

[fatjohn79]

jesus, you're such a retard, it's so much fun!

Nooooooo, no, no. You don't understand. It's not him, it's everyone else that's the problem and all these little pockets of people in various threads that gang up on him for no reason. It's definitely not his fault.

I don't think there's any regular poster that isn't in one of these little pockets now, but that's by the by.

[Disposable Hero]

Even with all the flack that comment caused, notice how few to none of the dudes here came out strongly & openly and proudly admitted that they're for it??

If everyone was to speak vehemently against every idiotic statement you make around here, no-one would be be able to get any work done.

This post has been edited by Disposable Hero: Mar 23 2012, 8:32 AM

[Jurkov]

^ So true. The Board Idiot tag & sentiment isn't only from pbill or Mike, it's on behalf of everyone here.

[Hitman]

and maybe other things in your life will also change for the better.

I always get a kick out of him when he says shit like this. Posts something retarded, people call him out on it which means everyone else has a small dick, is fat, is a cunt and has a terrible life.

Incredible logic

[Surfinginsanity]

And I honestly hope that dude in China isn't that daring. From what Asians have told me, "feminine hygiene" products aren't nearly as big sellers as they are in other parts of the World.

I refrained from posting in this thread until now because you're idiocy didn't warrant a response. Now I'll merely add this.

You are one clueless, ignorant, retarded wanker. It's sometimes funny to watch you make a complete dick of yourself, other times it's just painful.



This post has been edited by Surfinginsanity: Mar 23 2012, 9:48 AM

[Loonietoon]

I would like to cancel my order of 'a real man', thanks.

I always thought the reason the guys giving Loonie reverse shoulder-rides at shows did so because they just hated the band playing. Guess I was wrong. At least be a bit more discreet woman!

Ok, let's go through some of what the guys of this board have contributed with over the years:
- detailed story of a crazy night with two (or was it one) stripper(s)
- ass licking
- Runk taking a picture of his poo every day and posting it here
- in depth descriptions of farts, poo and burps

And I'm the one who needs to be more discreet? Yeeeaaahh....

I don't mind those things (well, except for Runk's poo pictures), because I guess you can say I have a guy's sense of humour, and most of the stuff that goes on around here makes me laugh. Then a woman makes a comment regarding how 'real men don't eat pussy', and all of a sudden that's being indiscreet.

[Excession]

Plus the simple fact that 'real men do eat pussy' and Da Fuckingcunt is just a loser of astounding proportions.

Edit: Also, I don't recall anything about the stripper story or Runk's poo (not that I have any desire to see that).

Edit2: Ah wait, was the stripper story from Crow?

This post has been edited by Excession: Mar 23 2012, 2:26 PM

[Col]

It's a new low when Da Prince talks more shit in a sex thread than Carebear does in a sports thread. Wow.
I'm used to it being the other way around. Da Prince talking shit in a football thread and Carebear giving us sex and relationship advice

[Dislecsyk]

Runk's poo pictures were hilarious Didn't he have a different name then, though...?

This post has been edited by Dislecsyk: Mar 23 2012, 2:47 PM

[xyz]

The poo pictures weren't hilarious at all, and nobody liked them at that time.

I think Loonie referred to the story of Slayterahead with 2 strippers in a bath.

This post has been edited by xyz: Mar 23 2012, 5:45 PM

[Surfinginsanity]

You're missing the story of the dude who went out and got a hooker, did her in the arse, flipped her over and it turned out to be a dude.

[Sir RunkO)))]

Poo!

[rotty]

Eating pussy is good for you. It makes women reconsider what they are ready to do for you.

[Col]

You're missing the story of the dude who went out and got a hooker, did her in the arse, flipped her over and it turned out to be a dude.

see? a real man who eats pussy would never have made that mistake.

This post has been edited by Col: Mar 24 2012, 2:30 AM

[rotty]

Ah, so much wisdom in this thread now...

[fatjohn79]

Then a woman makes a comment regarding how 'real men don't eat pussy', and all of a sudden that's being indiscreet.

Next you'll be telling us that you enjoy sex and don't just do it because it's some sort of womanly duty

[mex-adilla]

You're missing the story of the dude who went out and got a hooker, did her in the arse, flipped her over and it turned out to be a dude.

see? a real man who eats pussy would never have made that mistake.

so true.

[Blackstar]

You're missing the story of the dude who went out and got a hooker, did her in the arse, flipped her over and it turned out to be a dude.

see? a real man who eats pussy would never have made that mistake.

Leave it to Col to make sense of this ridiculous shit.